I just wish that Kelly Osbourne would figure out her look and just get on with it. A bright pink wig? Puh-lease. Even misguided 15 years olds have moved on by now.

Showing up to a party, Kelly looked around and realized that this wasn’t the kind of party she thought it  was. Oh, no–it was much worse–a Global Warming event . Her response? “Screw the environment.” Wow. I guess Kelly doesn’t hide behind pretenses of being a role model. At least her honesty is refreshing.

TVgasm finally solves the mystery of who Kelly Osbourne was talking about when she announced a relative was HIV-positive. Turns out it was cousin Terry Longdon, a hair stylist who stars in a UK reality show called The Salon.

Longden has known his HIV status for six years, and knew ahead of time that Kelly was going to make the announcement as part of her introduction at the event.

Most folks were assuming that she was talking about her brother Jack, a recovery drug addict. No word on why it took over two weeks to fess up who she was talking about. Unless, you know, she really DID mean someone else.

…Why it’s so, so important to brush your hair. What would be even better is putting on a pair of flattering trousers, but hey, baby steps are fine with me. Kelly isn’t exactly the hottest girl on the block, but she’s not doing herself any favors with terry sweats. 

I wonder what Kelly’s been up to lately. Probably not shopping, from the look of it.

fasion.ie reports that Kelly Osborne lost it when introducing the Scissor Sisters at an HIV charity event on Sunday. Apparently, the reality tv star and singer broke down crying during the introduction and confessed that a relative has been diagnosed with HIV, but didn’t reveal who it was.

Now, of course, everyone is trying to guess just who it could be, but Osbourne isn’t talking.