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Jack’s Out Looking for a New Toothpick

by mimimi in Thursday, December 21st, 2006.
Lara Flynn Boyle, Marriage




Lara Flynn Boyle apparently got married in a “super secret” wedding, which roughly translates into “no one really cared so we’ll pretend we fooled all the media into not knowing we were doing it.”
Formerly seen starving to death courtside next to Jack Nicolson at Lakers games, Boyle married “businessman Donald Ray Thomas” in his home state of Texas. Let’s hope they don’t have kids… the poor tikes would have 45 names to write at the top of their schoolwork.
The wedding apparently took place in Thomas’ backyard according to Star, and the ceremony was so small-scale that the couple didn’t even exchange rings. Perhaps the groom was concerned his new bride would confuse the ring with a hula hoop. We can only assume no cake was served.

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