Well, I’m happy Mariah isn’t wearing something totally ugly, but she’s still a little stupid. When asked to conserve funds for her film Tennessee and travel via economy class, she bought out the entire coach section. Wouldn’t it have been easier to upgrade? Probably. No, definitely. Poor Mariah.

Other than the fact that she dresses like a $2 whore, it didn’t really make sense that Mariah Carey was so adamant about suing Mary Carey over trademarking the Mary Carey name. Until now, that is.

Mariah has apparently done a cover shoot for none other than Playboy, according to Hollyscoop. She’s supposedly clothed according to sources, but seeing what she wears when she ISN’T posing for The Hef, that doesn’t really tell us a whole lot.

Now now, she has the outline all set up. Slutty clothes? Check. Playboy shoot? Check. Could she be headed for a future in porn? Maybe Mary should be more worried. And hey, is she missing her undies in this pic????

Mariah Carey has followed through on her Trump-like threat to sue porn actress Mary Carey to prevent Mary from trademarking her name. Mariah claims that trademarking the name could result in confusion for Mariah’s fans.
 
Now why would ANYONE confuse Mariah with a porn star Juicy Rumors wonders? Could it be that she looks the part?

Surprising to some, it’s not the sweater I find offensive, it’s everything else. The boots and the leggings are what I take issue with. Do you remember being forced to wear velcro boots by your mother when you felt way too old? They were always puffy, weird, and plain ugly, and you couldn’t wait to get to school and change out of them. Well, Mariah seems to have reincarnated them, but I’m not sure why. It can’t be nostalgia, that’s for sure.
 
I’m just glad that her gift bag is conveniently covering her nether regions. From the look of those leggings, a camel toe is most certainly lurking. Egads!