Who cares about nightmare hair when you have a ring like this? I think she’s trying to channel Audrey Hepburn, but her eyebrows look kind of like stick-ons up close. I hope she’s happy now that she got married to Simon Monjack, because I’m not sure how she’ll feel when she sees these pics.

Lara Flynn Boyle apparently got married in a “super secret” wedding, which roughly translates into “no one really cared so we’ll pretend we fooled all the media into not knowing we were doing it.”
 
Formerly seen starving to death courtside next to Jack Nicolson at Lakers games, Boyle married “businessman Donald Ray Thomas” in his home state of Texas. Let’s hope they don’t have kids… the poor tikes would have 45 names to write at the top of their schoolwork.
 
The wedding apparently took place in Thomas’ backyard according to Star, and the ceremony was so small-scale that the couple didn’t even exchange rings. Perhaps the groom was concerned his new bride would confuse the ring with a hula hoop. We can only assume no cake was served.