As tired as the shorts are getting, I do sorta wish that I was Matthew McConaughey right about now. Between making out with coworkers in the sand and skateboarding, this is every 15 year old’s dream of a “job.” Really, is Surfer Dude that much of a stretch for him? I’m so jealous.

I know he’s rumored to be a womanizer, but wow. This man keeps in shape, and do I even need to mention where I imagine myself in this picture? Hee! I’ll even forgive McConaughey for wearing that vile headband.

According to a recent interview with Men’s Health, Matthew McConaughey “equates exercise to cleaning the house in the morning for the party you plan to have that night. Then you wake up the next day, clean up again, live it up again later. Work hard, play hard. Just keep livin’. It’s another thing that’s easy to forget–we work so hard doing things to live longer that we forget to live at all.” Hey, at least he’s not a boring fitness freak.