Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was stopped at the Miami airport this week.
 
His suspicious behavior? He wouldn’t lose the bottle of water he was carrying. Now, any idiot must know by now that the airport security folks aren’t letting things like water bottles and, you know, toothpaste, on board planes, but what made them extra suspicious was that he was REALLY reluctant to throw the bottle in the trash like most normal folks. 
 
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