Michelle Trachtenberg certainly doesn’t push the right buttons for me most of the time, but I’m the first person to admit when someone looks flawless (contrary to popular belief). First of all, this is cleavage done right. See? On the ever-popular subject of breasts, Michelle is sexy without being over-the-top. It can be done! All it takes is the right sized dress for the perfect drape effect. Okay, she’s a little shiny looking. But, still–who cares when you’re wearing a dress like that?

Serious. Deadly. There’s nothing like a novice’s face at a fashion show. Michelle looks like she’s trying to stay calm but she’s like… front row! front row! front row! She looks eerily quiet, and with that blank stare… could she really be enjoying the Alvin Valley Fall 2007 show? What a poker face.