I wouldn’t be wearing it. It’s saggy and wrinkly here, but still somehow managed to migrate into Vanessa Minnillo’s crack. Can we just retire the stuff? It has outlived its novelty, by far, and doesn’t even look good as airport gear anymore.

Vanessa, pictured here with Nick Lachey, recently signed on as the Guest Creator for Flirt! Cosmetics. Even if she won’t return to TRL, now she can stop photocopying that resume and kick back. She definitely did so when she was at a NASCAR event with Nick. Vanessa is almost unrecognizable! The only sign of her usual glam look is the little sparkly bracelet, and Nick… well, does he ever change?

People Magazine reports that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson’s divorce is now officially official as their assets have now been divided.
 
No settlement is being released to the press, but we are confident in reporting that Nick gets to keep all the brains in the marriage and Jessica gets to keep her Svengali-like father Joe and all the canned tuna and buffalo meat.

Hmmm… first we see Vanessa Minnilo in her potato sack top, then TMZ reports that she’s off on a baby buying binge at the baby store every Hollywood Diva seems to shop for booties at, Petit Tresor?

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