
Take Mary-Kate, add a shopping cart, and you get an instant-homeless effect. Hee. It’s a little unfortunate; she looks sad and a tad bit dirty. Then again, when doesn’t she? What a scraggle muffin.
Looking Even More Homeless Than Everby in Wednesday, March 21st, 2007. |
Take Mary-Kate, add a shopping cart, and you get an instant-homeless effect. Hee. It’s a little unfortunate; she looks sad and a tad bit dirty. Then again, when doesn’t she? What a scraggle muffin.
Best Celeb Multitaskerby in Sunday, March 18th, 2007. |
She’s walking! She’s talking! She’s carrying! This is the most I’ve seen an Olsen do in a long time. I still haven’t heard much about MK and Ashley’s new clothing line, which could be good or bad. (At least it’s going to be interesting.) I hate getting tons of pics of celebrities and not knowing what they do, just what they did.
Ashley Olsen Looks Normalby in Thursday, March 15th, 2007. |
It’s a great day when I see a pic of Ashley Olsen that doesn’t scare me. She must have spring fever, because she looks a lot breezier and much happier. Why MK and Ashley insist on wearing billowing shirts and/or dresses that completely cover their cute figures is still a mystery, but first things first. She looks better than she has this winter, and for that I’m pleased!
What Parents Let Their Kids Emulate This?by in Wednesday, February 28th, 2007. |
I have to admit I was amazed to see People relay a Forbes article that claims Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen were the highest earners in Hollywood under the age of 21.
For starters, poor Mary-Kate is so broke she can’t afford new tights or a professional hair stylist, and has taken to bleaching her hair with dime-store peroxide.
I Think My Day Job Is Safeby in Monday, February 26th, 2007. |
Thanks to ICDYK, I can now sleep easy tonight knowing that Mary-Kate won’t be stealing my job.
MK wrote this RIVETING piece for the New York Times on the red Chanel handbag she ganked from her slightly more stylish sister, Ashley:
An Open Letter to Potential Stage Momsby in Sunday, February 18th, 2007. |
Juicy Dirt knows that you have the cutest child EVER, and a voice that makes angels weep diamond tears when he/she sings Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
However, you really need to think about 100x before getting your child involved in a performance career as a child.
Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan
And the Afterparties…by in Tuesday, January 16th, 2007. |
While I realize Ashley Olsen is supposed to be the more glamorous of the twins, and thinks she is channeling Dorothy Parker or something, her overdyed hair combined with the dress that’s just a shade off the Miss Clairol brassy blonde, the VERY dark make-up, and the big huge fur that appears to be trying to smother her is just WAY TOO MUCH.
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So Very Wrong…For Another Reasonby mimimi in Sunday, January 7th, 2007. |
Man, does Mary Kate love her ankle boots. You know what… I’m not saying that I love the outfit (because I most definitely don’t), but I’m pretty proud of Mary Kate for wearing those boots day in, day out when she’s got plenty of funds to replace them. I also recognize the flannel shirt from other pictures, and on top of everything else, her tights have holes. With all the glammed-out Hiltons and Beyonces in the world, I actually appreciate the absolute ugliness that is this outfit. Am I crazy? You decide!
East Coast/West Coastby mimimi in Saturday, December 30th, 2006. |
No sooner do we acknowledge Mary-Kate Olsen’s apparent relationship with Max Snow than Page Six reports that she was seen partying with Travis London at the Chateau Marmont. London, a model, is referred to as a “partygoing L.A. hipster.” Not to be confused with Snow, the “NYC hipster.”
Good to know that she has a hipster on every coast.
A Study in Contrastsby mimimi in Thursday, December 28th, 2006. |
Otherwise titled: How did you spend YOUR Christmas, rich person?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent their Christmas in Costa Rica, handing out gifts to refugee children who have fled to Costa Rica from the guerrilla warfare going on in their homeland of Columbia.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, whose purses probably have more money than the Jolie-Pitts? Spent their Christmas dying their hair horrible colors and drinking and clubbing and smokin according to Page Six.
Did Juicy Rumors miss the Olsen twins’ 21st birthday? We didn’t think so. Therefore, we feel quite justified in our righteous indignation that what’s good for the Olsen twins is not good for any charities. Or Miss USA.