Could I leave the a spa looking this sexy just one time, please? Damn. I guess Penelope needed some time for relaxation after being linked to multiple men recently, such as Orlando Bloom and Oliver Martinez, as well as the newest addition Josh Hartnett. Page Six reported that Penelope and Josh had a “spring fling vacation” and “were spotted canoodling at the Parrot Cay Private Island resort in the Caribbean’s Turks and Caicos last week.” Intrigue. 

Not only is Penelope busy dating, but she’s also designing a new collection with her sister for the brand Mango. Another celeb fashion line? I don’t think I can handle it anymore.

I’ll let the guys caption this one. Woo!

Penelope Cruz looked really fabulous for the Oscars. Less is more yet again, because even though Penelope’s gown is huge, everything else is in proportion and looks great. She didn’t try any overly-vamped poses or gobs of jewelry–thank goodness! There could have been a fashion disaster brewing, but she pulled it off just fine.