Somehow, the point of wearing a shirt has escaped Petra Nemcova. At least on one side.

Or an overgrown Brownie Scout. How can models make themselves so unattractive? Petra made a major mistake with that shiny, shiny hose. Even a hot girl’s legs want to bust out of that sausage casing. And what’s with the two-tone brown dress? I’d like to know the designer responsible for that so I could boycott them.