Some friends and I have been wondering what in holy hell Rose McGowan has done to her face. I hadn’t been able to figure out, being too lazy busy to find two full-on close-ups from before and after, but thankfully, CityRag faithfully monitors Awful Plastic Surgery so I don’t have to (ever notice how many others I rely on to read some of this stuff every day for the one iota of worthiness?), and they have pictures. 

Now, they claim it’s a wind tunnel or something. Me? I’m pretty sure that’s a Bug in a Rose McGowan suit instead of an Edgar suit. And it needs to let go the back of the scalp. Someone please get it some sugar.

I just don’t know what to think about this. . . Kylie Minogue may have been honored by H&M as one of their newest celeb representatives, but she’s here at one of their stores in China looking very, very Not Right. Kylie’s recently overcome cancer, but I don’t think that has anything to do with the liberal doses of what looks like Botox filling up every possible nook and cranny in her forehead. Not only does she look plastic, but she looks weird and maybe even evil. Strange.

According to The Sun, Britney Spears spent hers letting her fat dissolve. According to the article, she had a procedure done in Las Vegas that injects a substance into fat and then dissolves it away.

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I will forever picture Ben Stiller’s wife Christine Taylor as Marcia in the Brady Bunch movies. She had that girl-next-door vibe, the kind of actress you’d actually let drive your kids’ carpool. And she’s brought a sweet personality to the roles I’ve seen her in, which may, of course, be an act, but still, she was grouped in the strange organization of my head with actresses like Reese Witherspoon. 
 
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I’m sure that many of you have seen the pictures of Gene Simmons post-facelift online. Just when you thought he couldn’t POSSIBLY get uglier, well, there it was.

Of course, the entire 11-hour procedure was filmed for the upcoming second season of his A&E reality series Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Some of the material was a bit too graphic to show on basic cable, so where else do you put it but online!

After the jump, there’s an exclusive video of the down-and-dirty. If you are considering trying to fix up your own ugly mug, you might want to think twice after watching it.

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Wow. We already thought Tara Reid was having a trashy little Christmas, but this close-up from Hollywood Rag really shows just how bad that plastic surgery really was. Check out the boob job scar poking out under her bikini and the super-weird puckering stomach.
 
For Pete’s sake, Tara, put on a damn tankini or something. No one wants to see that. Ever. And people were talking about Britney’s c-section scar??