Woo hoo hoo!
Bossip found a neat little tidbit from Janet Carlton that claims my least favorite comedian was actually dumped three weeks ago!
Yes, according to Carlton, Eddie Murphy was dumped by Tracey Edmonds THREE WEEKS ago, even before the DNA revealed that the pond scum Norbit star is the father of Scary Spice’s baby.
Apparently, Edmonds found Murphy “too controlling” and mover her stuff out of his place. Heh. I guess what goes around comes around, eh?
, Britney Spears
, Scarlett Johansson
, Cameron Diaz
, Jessica Biel
, Derek Jeter
, Rachel Bilson
, Ryan Reynolds
, Alanis Morrisette
, Ryan Philippe
, Drew Barrymore
, Kirsten Dunst
For those of you keeping score at home:
Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette. Allegedly hooked up with Jessica Biel. Spotted this past weekend with Scarlett Johansson, who was last rumored to be with Ryan Philippe (Reese Witherspoon’s soon-to-be-ex) after supposedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears, then dated Cameron Diaz for years, and was rumored to have been dating Jessica Biel, who was spotted on vacation with Derek Jeter.
Shall we start another? Reese Witherspoon, divorcing Ryan Philippe, is rumored to be dating Jake Gyllenhaal, who dated Kirsten Dunst, who has been said to have been dumped by most recent boyfriend Johnny Borell, after allegedly hooking up with Fabrizio Moretti (Drew Barrymore’s ex-boyfriend), Adam Brody (Rachel Bilson’s ex-boyfriend, currently alleged to be dating Hayden Christensen), and Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live (who’s never before been rumored to be dating anyone on my radar).
Now that we are all a bit motion sick from spinning in circles, is anyone else reminded of high school?
I guess Dominic Monaghan has his hands full. You know, with his balls. Evangeline Lilly is lovely, but if there’s even the remote possibility of paparazzi stalking about, maybe he should keep his hands to himself in broad daylight. Sheesh.
On a completely different note, Evangeline’s got her proportions all wrong. Her tunic is adding pounds with its swingy, tulip shape, and those leggings make her look like she doesn’t have any knees. I guess Evangeline and Dominic both have got a little work to do, then.
You can tell it’s a slow celebrity news day when everyone is talking about Liz Hurley getting married a day earlier than it was thought she would. According to The Sun, she and Arun Nayar were married at a castle on Friday after everyone arrived in separate Bentleys. Or something. And, um, all her celebrity pals, meaning Elton John and Donatella Versace since she apparently pissed off Posh Spice, will show up for some sort of party tomorrow that we’re supposed to care about.
I’m more excited about seeing if Maya Rudolph will do the wedding as part of her Donatella Versace sketch series on SNL. What does Liz Hurley DO anymore anyway?
I’m so not feeling this couple. I know AJ Discala likes young ones like Haylie Duff, but c’mon. Just because they’re young doesn’t make them particularly hot. Especially if they look questionably like a man and even more questionably in their early ’30s. Haylie’s 20, so how is that even possible? More importantly, what is AJ thinking?
In an interview with Access Hollywood, Jim Carrey reveals his lack of plans to marry Jenny McCarthy.
According to Carrey, it’s the LACK of marriage that makes their relationship work, and getting married would only mess it up. I suppose he could have stopped there, but when asked if he’d go so far as to buy her a ring to symbolize a commitment of some type, he replied, “”I bought her a Chloe purse. Isn’t that good enough? For God’s sake.”
Does that mean she can dump him once the purse is outdated? I sure do hope it matches her shoes.
Apparently, Sally Field (60) is dating her costar on that new show we never watch with Anorexia McBeal. The cute guy. The one who is 27.
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The weird Diddy/Sienna Miller “friendship”seems to be continuing. First spotted hanging out at Sundance, TMZ reports that paparazzi busted him taking her back to her hotel after a late night of partying after the SAG awards.
Rumor has it that a bodyguard tried to get the photog to scrap the footage. Fat chance of that happening!
We wonder what it’s like going home to two screaming newborns and a hormonal post-partum significant other who’s just spotted your mug dropping off some hard-partying starlet after you were “just at the party for the image, girl, you know how it is.”
You might want to rethink the whole hanging out with a druggie musician thing.
Celebitchy provides word that the “medical marijuana” club that Mischa Barton and her really gross boyfriend Cisco Adler were seen at (him exiting, her waiting in car) was busted not long after by DEA agents.
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The UK tabloid The Sun is reporting that the honeymoon is over. Literally. Whether you think they got married or not, Pete Doherty and Kate Moss have been soaking up sun and sand in Thailand.
Sources say she sent his strung-out self home after an altercation with a Thai cabbie in which rumor has it he tried to buy drugs. Doherty allegedly told a fan at Heathrow Airport that they DID get married, but one can only assume if he couldn’t make it through the honeymoon without getting busted trying to score some smack, she’ll be having that one annulled as fast as she can.