As all the rumors claimed, Paris Hilton did make a big entrance at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards.
While I’m sure she believes she has fans (aside from that crazy bitch who wants to go to jail for Paris), Sarah Silverman pretty much set that straight when she launched into a “Paris is going to jail” bit and the audience applauded like crazy.
Silverman went on to say that in order to make Paris feel more at home, they would be painting the cell bars to look like penises, but she was concerned Paris would break her teeth. Hah! Of course, the producers cut to Paris, who has apparently NEVER seen an award show in her LIFE to know that the cameras would go right to her, and she was sitting there with a petulant sneer.
She would have gotten a lot more points if she’d been laughing her ass off at the jokes. Jesus, you stupid whore, you got famous for a SEX TAPE. Laugh about it. It’s not like you need to prepare an Oscar acceptance speech any time in your lifetime.