Avoid having this unflattering, stumpy look happen to you! For one of the “sexiest women” in America, Scarlett sure had me surprised. Her hair is overbleached in comparison to those eyebrows, which look like they don’t belong to the same face. I wonder what the makeup artist was going for?
The dress is what has me spinning. I’m not keen for the makeup, but the low bodice and hemline are making Scarlett look short and gnome-y. A beautiful gnome, but still.
, Britney Spears
, Scarlett Johansson
, Cameron Diaz
, Jessica Biel
, Derek Jeter
, Rachel Bilson
, Ryan Reynolds
, Alanis Morrisette
, Ryan Philippe
, Drew Barrymore
, Kirsten Dunst
For those of you keeping score at home:
Ryan Reynolds was engaged to Alanis Morrisette. Allegedly hooked up with Jessica Biel. Spotted this past weekend with Scarlett Johansson, who was last rumored to be with Ryan Philippe (Reese Witherspoon’s soon-to-be-ex) after supposedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, who used to date Britney Spears, then dated Cameron Diaz for years, and was rumored to have been dating Jessica Biel, who was spotted on vacation with Derek Jeter.
Shall we start another? Reese Witherspoon, divorcing Ryan Philippe, is rumored to be dating Jake Gyllenhaal, who dated Kirsten Dunst, who has been said to have been dumped by most recent boyfriend Johnny Borell, after allegedly hooking up with Fabrizio Moretti (Drew Barrymore’s ex-boyfriend), Adam Brody (Rachel Bilson’s ex-boyfriend, currently alleged to be dating Hayden Christensen), and Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live (who’s never before been rumored to be dating anyone on my radar).
Now that we are all a bit motion sick from spinning in circles, is anyone else reminded of high school?
Scarlett Johansson was promoting the Scarlett “Hearts” RBK collection in LA, which has seemed to be an semi-unfortunate bunch of neon so far and not really worth the hype. Scarlett’s known for avoiding the gym and she’s the face of Reebok? What gives? I’ll forgive that weird match and Scarlett’s horrid hair due to her charitable contribution of 2,000 pairs of shoes to Sudanese refugees, which she also announced at the unveiling.
While Scarlett was busy talking about her non-relationship with Justin on the red carpet, saying that “We have a lot of friends in common, and Justin’s a sweetheart, and it’s always good to see him,” I was too busy staring at her face. Maybe it’s the picture or makeup (or something), but she’s looking very much not like herself. Is it just me?
First, Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz for Scarlett Johansson. Then, that was just a rumor and he hooked up with Jessica Biel. Then, J.T. and Scarlett were back together in Miami after the Superbowl. But not until AFTER she’d gone to the J.Lo-Marc Anthony concert with none other than Matt Leinart, according to Star.
Leinart, the Arizona Cardinals quarterback known for hooking up with both Paris and Britney, is apparently getting around pretty well in the off-season. One would think that Scarlett would steer clear of anything that had the possibility of being near Paris and/or Britney without a can of Raid, however.
We here at Juicy Rumors like to give credit where its due. And Scarlett deserves some today.
It’s not even so much the outfit: the girl just got over a breakup, and she’s out and looking well, pretty darn good. As long as she’s not planted in front of the TV eating pizza, she’s doing all right in my book.
Okay, maybe she could have toned down the lipstick. But that’s it, I swear.