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Eddie: A Stand-up Kind of Guy…

by in Tuesday, June 12th, 2007.
Mel B, Scary Spice, Eddie Murphy, Court

Eddie Murphy is an ass

… if the court says he has to be.

Eddie Murphy finally gave up the DNA requested to prove he is the father of Scary Spice’s baby after a court ordered him to.

Of course, he promises he’ll stand up and “do the right thing” if the baby is proven to be his.

Gee, color me clueless, but wouldn’t “doing the right thing” be something along the lines of submitting to a DNA test without a court order, not dumping your pregnant girlfriend on TV, and not leaving a legacy of being an ass for this poor baby to read all about when she grows up.

Eddie Murphy: removing the “cl” from “class act.”

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I Know This SEEMS Like a Good Way to Get Attention…

by in Wednesday, May 9th, 2007.
Mel B, Scary Spice

Scary Spice Melanie Brown

I realize that Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice, is going through some serious hormone challenges. I mean, she just had a baby. She has to hang around Victoria Beckham, which is going to make ANY post-partum woman feel like a hippo. And to top it off, the father of the baby dumped her on some Dutch TV show and claims he probably isn’t the father. It’s a challenge to feel good after all that.

Still, there are ways to make yourself feel better. I’m pretty fond of spending an evening with my two favorite men: Ben and Jerry. Mel, however, likes to show her cooch by not wearing panties.

I know that all the young kids are doing it. But there is nothing more horrifying than someone showing off their love of going commando than someone who JUST SQUEEZED A KID OUT OF THERE showing off their love of going commando.

It’s going to take me a LOT of time with another of my favorite men, Jose Cuervo, to get over having that burned on my retinas.

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Wait, He Still Has That Many Fans?

by mimimi in Tuesday, January 9th, 2007.
Mel B, Scary Spice

 

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Hollywood Rag reports that Mel B, the once and former Scary Spice, is now under 24-hour police protection after being harassed by countless Eddie Murphy fans for some reason we can’t fathom. 

The two were dating, and the circus began when Murphy dumped Mel during a television interview. Now she’s pregnant, and Murphy claims he wants a paternity test, with rumors circulating that Mel B may go on television herself to broadcast the results of the paternity test, which she is sure will prove Murphy is the father.

And here Anna Nicole thought she’d get all the paternity test press!

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