Sienna Miller was at the Isle of Wight festival last weekend looking like she dressed whilst completely off her head. The cut t-shirt? It’s just another reason for pre-party outfit coordination. 

I guess Sienna has no interest in winning back the title of Fashion Icon anytime soon. Judging from the ensemble, she’s trying to lay low, but That Really Doesn’t Work & She Should Know That By Now. You really don’t need to look like crap to do it, either. Just sayin’.

Someone ought to point out to Lindsay Lohan that in order to be called an actress, one must act. In movies. Or on TV. Her latest career choice was bowing out of the upcoming Dylan Thomas biopic she was scheduled to star in alongside Keira Knightley. This was the same movie that was all over the blogosphere as the one where Lindsay and Keira were going to have the big girl-on-girl scene.

Lindsay’s camp claims that there were “changes” that caused her to bow out at the last minute, and now rumor has it Keira isn’t too pleased since she’s the one who went to bat for Lindsay to get the role in the first place. Seriously, girl. It’s not like Disney is going to be filming The Parent Trap 2: Drunken Slutty Teens anytime soon.

Sienna Miller was all over the job opening like white on rice and took right over for good old Lindsay, who apparently is too busy partying to make a movie. I don’t care if the movie is the biggest stink-fest since Anaconda; I just hope Sienna Miller gets nominated for an Oscar for the thing.

The Sun has pictures of Sienna Miller getting some girl-on-girl action at a dive club in Shrewsbury.

She’d apparently been out clubbing with Bryan Ferry (of Roxy Music)’s son Otis when they ended up a club and Miller was snapped groping the unidentified woman.

I suppose this makes her slightly more interesting, but you know, after Britney, et. al. it just doesn’t seem that out there.

For someone who sometimes wears a hot pant combination consisting of just undies and tights, this is an improvement for Sienna. 

But it’s not enough, and I’m going to complain about her anyway, improvements or not. She’s wearing a doily, and the shirt is trimmed with rope. I know the nautical theme is in this season, but that’s not working for me. Sienna can be daring, but the problem is that she never looks completely right. I have to see her on the red carpet next to really figure out what’s up.

When will celebs learn?

Sienna Miller was allegedly partying hard at NYC club Plumm, where she went to see new boyfriend Jaime Burke perform, according to Page Six.

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When Sienna gets drunk, all the pretension rubs off and she looks normal and fun. Is it bad when you look better at the end of the night than you do at the beginning?

Well, not really. But she pulled a nice Paula tonight on The Daily Show (and we are sure the video will show up on YouTube any second now).

After acting a bit too excited about the coffee mug of water, she started off well with the “interview” to pimp Factory Girl. At some point, however, the Ghost of Paula Abdul must have possessed her, leaving her spinning in her chair crying “I love this chair!” and then putting her feet up on Jon Stewart’s desk.

Remember the good old days when something like Drew Barrymore flashing David Letterman was an EVENT instead of something in a long week of crazy?

The New York Daily News got us a bit more interested in the upcoming Factory Girl. There’s a rumor that Sienna Miller’s sex scene with Hayden Christensen was real and not faked. As in actual copulation.

There are some bloggers out there who think it’s just a PR rumor coinciding with the movie’s wide release. These are obviously people who haven’t seen his “acting” in the two Star Wars movies. Boy can’t act his way out of a paper bag. Got to look at Natalie Portman cleavage and couldn’t muster up an OUNCE of chemistry.

Yeah, it’s gotta be real.

… that she isn’t Britney Spears, Sienna Miller puts on her panties. And her pantyhose. And then promptly forgets to add the skirt.
 
Oops.