… is Excedrin for Migraines.
The D-O-Double-G pleaded no contest to all the gun and drug violations from two arrests in Burbank last October. One arrest was for gun and marijuana possession at Bob Hope Airport, and the other was the drug bust outside The Tonight Show.
While in court, Snoop’s lawyer produced the rapper’s medical marijuana certificate, showing that he is authorized to have up to 8 ounces on him for his “migraines.” (Yes, I know. Again with the air quotes. I’ll try to stop soon, I promise.) I get migraines all the time. Maybe I should look into smoking pot instead of taking Imitrex and going to bed with a pillow over my head.
As part of the plea, Snoop has to do 800 hours of community service, five years of probation, and got a three-year suspended sentence. He was also admonished that California has limits on medical marijuana possession and that he should leave some for the rest of the potheads. Okay, I made up just that last little bit. But the rest is true.