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… but it turns out he’s batshit insane.
Dean Spelling (come on… who is he kidding? I have no clue who he is other than the Tori Spelling sperm donor)’s ex-wife gave an interview to People and she really seems pretty grown up. I suppose as a writer I should be impressed that she took this horrible experience and wrote about it in a decent way without throwing a lot of blame around. I really admire writers who can take those sorts of personal tragedies and create art.
Me? I’d be ranting on a blog somewhere that my husband left me for the ugliest woman in show business.
P.S. LOOK at her. Girlfriend is like 50 and she looks better than Tori. WTF was he smoking that he’d leave that for TORI SPELLING? All the plastic surgery in the world hasn’t made her pretty. She must give one HELL of a BJ.
Tori Spelling gave birth to her first child today, a boy she named Liam Aaron Whatever-Her-Husband’s-Last-Name-Is.
Mom, Dad, Baby, and B ‘n B are all reported to be fine. Paparazzi were snapping pics of the mom-to-be as she went into Cedars Sinai in labor Tuesday morning, and I have to say, for once I don’t blame her. I sure wouldn’t want pictures of me taken in labor. I think that even with celebs, there are some things photogs should let them do in peace. Pop out kids, use the toilet, and die. Not necessarily in that order.
Here’s one last pic of her hugely pregnant until the inevitable baby pictures for sale images start making the rounds.
Sorry, I know she’s pregnant. This picture is also incredibly unflattering, but it doesn’t change the fact that Tori looks like a trollish mess.
If you’re going to let yourself go, pregnancy’s the time to do it, though.