Seriously. I’m glad she’s at Promises so she doesn’t have to look at all the nasty photos that News of the World dug up. Lots of knives, breasts, and a generally orange glow over everything. Perhaps the sunless tanner will fade along with Lindsay’s problems, and she be back out and ready to do anything (but party, that is).

I wouldn’t be wearing it. It’s saggy and wrinkly here, but still somehow managed to migrate into Vanessa Minnillo’s crack. Can we just retire the stuff? It has outlived its novelty, by far, and doesn’t even look good as airport gear anymore.

Vanessa, pictured here with Nick Lachey, recently signed on as the Guest Creator for Flirt! Cosmetics. Even if she won’t return to TRL, now she can stop photocopying that resume and kick back. She definitely did so when she was at a NASCAR event with Nick. Vanessa is almost unrecognizable! The only sign of her usual glam look is the little sparkly bracelet, and Nick… well, does he ever change?

Vanessa Minnillo has been named the new face of Bongo, but I can barely concentrate on the news with her in that denim jumper thing. It’s kind of terrible for all of us to have to look at what Bongo has done to such a pretty girl. Sure, she’s rockin’ it, but should she have to? It seems a little mean. Did last year’s Bongo girl, Kristin Cavallari, have to wear anything so heinous? I can’t remember, but WHAT can top this?

Hmmm… first we see Vanessa Minnilo in her potato sack top, then TMZ reports that she’s off on a baby buying binge at the baby store every Hollywood Diva seems to shop for booties at, Petit Tresor?

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Some things just beg to be belted. Case in point: lovely Vanessa Minnillo’s country style tunic needs some definition…anywhere, actually!

While we’re not wild for the print (shabby chic, anyone?), that could definitely be remedied with a belt.

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