At least she’s dressing a little more personably, and I’ve read a bunch of times that she’s “hilarious.” Could it be true? If she’s funny and dressing less severe, then I’m curious enough to tune into The Victoria Beckham Show. I can’t believe I just admitted that. . .
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Posh has smiled!. She has her game face on so frequently that I honestly forget what she looks like happy. Something must have been out-of-this-world hilarious, and I wish I knew what it was so I could laugh, too.
Every so often there’s a story that really isn’t much of a story at all. Take, for instance, the “news” that “insiders” on the upcoming Beckham reality show are sharing the “surprising” news that Victoria Beckham is a boring bitch.
Let’s evaluate the evidence prior to these revelations, shall we?
A) She’s had a ton of plastic surgery, including the installation of floatation devices guaranteed to save her entire family from an iceberg accident, if necessary.
B) She’s eaten nothing but lettuce and chamomile tea in well over ten years. Girlfriend HAS to be starving.
C) All previous tabloid fodder from British press about her involves her shopping, her spending money, and her husband’s wandering eye.
I guess I’m failing to understand what would be interesting about following her around, or where anyone would think she was a beautiful person. It’s not like she’s out doing charity work and serving folks at a soup kitchen in her spare time. She SHOPS. Birthday gift from hubby? A DAY OF SHOPPING. At least following Katie Holmes around shopping might involve an altercation with a Scientology minder. With Victoria, the most interesting thing that could happen is she would eat a piece of pizza.
All I’ve been seeing are pics of Posh on vacation looking completely morose. She is darn crabby for someone who is vacationing in Courchevel, France. Maybe she’s irritated because she still can’t find a house in LA with her husband. Even though Posh and Becks are filthy rich, they aren’t going to buy a house with an inflated price. One person even pumped up the price by millions when he found out that they were interested. Get rich, stay rich, Posh.
The Washington Post recently asked whether or not the US sports scene needs a good style icon like David Beckham, and after the interviewing American athletes, the consensus is that nobody really cares. Maybe because they have more important issues to worry about. . . like anything else? (The ” U.S. Sport Fashion Void” sounds pretty uninteresting to me, too.) Anyway, the athletes are totally right. I wouldn’t be threatened by a man in a hat like that either. Beckham’s wearing a tea cozy!
I wonder what the new children’s collection from Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes will look like. A source told Britain’s Express Newspaper that “They are both really excited about this new project. Katie recently sketched out some designs for a party dress for Suri’s first birthday and Victoria saw there was the potential there for the two of them to come up with some great designs. As they are both mothers who love fashion, it couldn’t have been more ideal for them.” As long as they’re not dressing anyone like themselves, I think we’ll be ok. Katie has picked out some cute things for Suri so far.
Victoria B. looks slightly healthier, but that could just be because her breasts pushed up high enough to hide her xylophone sternum. I’ve never seen someone ruin a dress with her breasts so many times. If V’s mouth was closed, she’d probably look halfway normal. But it’s not. And she doesn’t. Her husband always looks good enough for the both of them, anyway.
Posh has chopped her hair and has gotten a lighter look to go along with it. For someone with so much money, her color has a surprisingly unprofessional appearance and the cut left her hair stringy and streaky. I guess sometimes change isn’t so good, even for someone as boring as Posh. She’s even more boyish than before!
I’m in a mood to share some advice with Hollywood this week, so please bear with me.
Today’s letter is going out to celebrities who snap at photogs for following them around.
Let’s take, for example, one Victoria Beckam, the former Posh Spice. Famous primarily for BEING famous, this woman has gone out of her way to court as much media attention as she possibly can, as has her husband. Why else would she and her husband, a SOCCER player, for Pete’s sake, move to California and hang out with the Scientology crowd?
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