Us reported “exclusively” that Amy Winehouse married her dirty boyfriend, the poor man’s Pete Doherty: Blake Fielder-Civil in a civil ceremony in Miami today (Friday).

That in itself isn’t a whole lot of news, seeing as the two were on-again, off-again until their engagement last month. What’s REALLY funny is that while her rep confirmed that the two were married, Amy herself was denying that’s why they were going to Miami all over the place. Perez Hilton declared that the “rumor” they were getting married was false, and poor Entertainment Weekly, they ran with this huge interview they did with her and had to insert a “just in” from People with the wedding news.

This is when it pays to not have a life so you can keep up with these things.

Rumor has it after the ceremony, the couple walked on the beach.