When you’ve got wood.

Woody Harrelson, in case you were wondering what happened to him, pulled the old “cause a scene in a bar because your glass is chipped” routine to get his mug on the pages of TMZ. Police were called after Harrelson got belligerent, but apparently just took a report and left.

As his agent jumps up and down with glee that his client did something, anything, to get press, a whole generation says “Woody who?”