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Scrub Your Eyeballs with Bleach

by in Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007.
Drew Barrymore, Zach Braff

Drew Barrymore with Zach Braff. Eyew.

Seriously. I know that people always SAY they threw up a little in their motuths, but I really did.

Rumor has it that Zach Braff has alienated all the co-eds in the Tri-State area and moved on to bigger and better fish. Or, eat least, more famous.

His latest macking victim? None other than Drew Barrymore, a girl whose taste in men is so notoriously bad that SHE MARRIED TOM GREENE.

Seriously. After that, I guess you might view Zach Braff as an improvement, but I can only think that her ovaries feel like a ticking time bomb and she feels like she HAS to land a man. Even a gross one.

Yick. And to think I LIKED Garden State.

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Zach Braff: Not the Cute, Kinda Geeky Guy You Thought

by in Tuesday, June 12th, 2007.
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Zach Braff: Who Knew He Was a Skeevy Townie?

Apparently the sorta awkward geek routine Zach Braff plays in interviews and on screen is just a front for an inner skeevy townie guy that all the college girls try to avoid.

First he was banned from user-submitted Gawker sightings because he was out in bars around NYU so much. Now, Radar claims it’s even worse; he’s the skeeviest of skeevy guys, taking his dog to the dog park daily in NYC in an attempt to pick up chicks with the dog. At night, he’s cruising bars, sometimes with a friend, using such imaginative lines as “You have a hot bod.”

Eyew. He should stick with the Garden State act.

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