Seriously. I know that people always SAY they threw up a little in their motuths, but I really did.
Rumor has it that Zach Braff has alienated all the co-eds in the Tri-State area and moved on to bigger and better fish. Or, eat least, more famous.
His latest macking victim? None other than Drew Barrymore, a girl whose taste in men is so notoriously bad that SHE MARRIED TOM GREENE.
Seriously. After that, I guess you might view Zach Braff as an improvement, but I can only think that her ovaries feel like a ticking time bomb and she feels like she HAS to land a man. Even a gross one.
Yick. And to think I LIKED Garden State.