Via ICDYK, there is a video of Tracy Morgan on a morning talk show in El Paso, where he is either batshit insane or chemically enhanced.

I have determined that he isn’t even acting on 30 Rock. He just comes as himself, bringing whatever substances keep him in the zone.

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Celebrity designer Anand Jon was arrested and jailed on rape charges.

According to TMZ, there were four victims over a period of 2 1/2 years, and the charges include “two counts of forcible rape…sexual battery by restraint, attempted forcible oral copulation and two counts of committing a lewd act upon a child.” Supposedly, someone else was involved in some way. And the youngest of the victims is FIFTEEN.

Yes, this is the same guy who is friends with Paris Hilton. He’s being held in an LA jail, with bail set at $1.365 million USD.

Sounds like a real gem of a guy.

Natalie Cole did it, so why not Tomi Rae Hynie?

A big thanks has to go to Celebitchy, who reads the National Enquirer so I don’t have to. According to the Enquirer, James Brown’s crazy-as-a-sackful-of-ferrets widow-or-not Tomi Rae is planning on recording her warblings over recordings of the late Godfather of Soul.

At moments like this, I can do nothing but hold my head in my hands and sob “Why, God, why?”

Also, I realize that she is batshit insane, but hasn’t anyone ever told her that her last name is another word for ASS?

Tori Spelling gave birth to her first child today, a boy she named Liam Aaron Whatever-Her-Husband’s-Last-Name-Is.
 
Mom, Dad, Baby, and B ‘n B are all reported to be fine. Paparazzi were snapping pics of the mom-to-be as she went into Cedars Sinai in labor Tuesday morning, and I have to say, for once I don’t blame her. I sure wouldn’t want pictures of me taken in labor. I think that even with celebs, there are some things photogs should let them do in peace. Pop out kids, use the toilet, and die. Not necessarily in that order. 

Here’s one last pic of her hugely pregnant until the inevitable baby pictures for sale images start making the rounds.

Two of the Hollywood party elite were at it again the past few days.

First, according to Us, Mischa Barton, fresh off her “I don’t party and love Dostoevsky” interview, was out partying with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and rumored White Powder Princess Kirsten Dunst when she had to race out of NYC club The Anchor to vomit outside. At 10:30. Don’t worry, though, she wasn’t forced to cut her evening short; she just kept right on going, until at least 3 AM.

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Well, Kate Moss is premiering her clothing line at UK-based TopShop this month, and I have to admit that I’m thrilled. Kate has great style, even though her relationships are far from awesome. 

But there’s something so… uninteresting about the interview she had with Vogue this month. For example, on being a designer, she said: “Everyone said I should do something, but I didn’t want to be a ‘designer’ designer and have to do shows and all of it.” Wow, Kate. Show us that you’re enthusiastic, at least.

Vanessa, pictured here with Nick Lachey, recently signed on as the Guest Creator for Flirt! Cosmetics. Even if she won’t return to TRL, now she can stop photocopying that resume and kick back. She definitely did so when she was at a NASCAR event with Nick. Vanessa is almost unrecognizable! The only sign of her usual glam look is the little sparkly bracelet, and Nick… well, does he ever change?

I was sitting here trying to determine what you, the Juicy Rumors readers, would like to read more about. Was it the flap of a “family” organization protesting Sarah Silverman boinking God? Or the possible evidence on Anna Nicole’s computer?

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TMZ reports that American Idol dropout Mario Vasquez may have dropped out of the competition for previously undisclosed reasons. As in, stalked, and then masturbated in front of, assistant accountant Magdaleno Olmos (he worked for Fremantle, the show’s producers).

From the text of the lawsuit, Olmos claims Vasquez “stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously … and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom … knocked on the door of the plaintiff’s stall and made eye contact [we can assume lasciviously] through the space in the stall door.”

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All the celeb bloggers are a-twitter with the latest and greatest Britney rumor: apparently there are pictures and some sort of surveillance tape of the night she traded clothes with “dancers” at a club. Depending on whose version you believe, the dancers were/weren’t fired for whatever is on the tape, and pictures are being shopped around for a rumored $150,000 or more.

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